For those of you who are not up on your slang.
Let me help you out a little.
Thirsty: Desperate, wanting or needing; Too eager to get something; Wanting something or someone really bad.
So it got me to thinking about my interactions with men.
Specifically the umm, parched variety.
And the whole possibility that maybe, just maybe, they weren’t thirsty at all.
And this is really gonna knock your socks off…
They just really liked me.
Like a whole lot of liking.
I know…go figure.
But seriously, maybe all those guys I dismissed with a quickness.
Truly deserved a chance to show me how un-thirsty they could be.
At least that’s what Jozen Cummings of Until I Get Married seems to think.
He writes about it in A Case For The Pressed Man.
So, what if I gave these men half a chance?
And they proved they could behave like well hydrated men.
Maybe even like men who regularly drank Gatorade.
(Cuz everybody knows Gatorade will not only hydrate you but replace all those other important hydration related minerals).
But back to that guy who is acting like he just hiked across the Mojave desert in a shiny silver suit.
And I’m the clearest, purest, most springiest spring water he ever saw.
Maybe that guy…
Who called a thousand times.
Texted like a gazillion.
And emailed so much that i put him on my spam list.
Maybe, just maybe, he really was digging me…
Nah, who am I fooling.
He’s just thirsty.